I've just been hanging out here in the pantry. It's getting a little lonely in here. Steven and Nick really need to go to the store.

Well in about 4 weeks I am bustin' out of here and moving to Midland. Woohoo!

I LOVE PRISSY!

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I am currently involved in a covert sting operation working along side of CFNI security. We are very close to completion of the task at hand and I will fill you in on the details when it is all over. Right now the case involves information that is extremely confidential, so please be patient during my leave of absence. I must go as we are about to make another move. CFNI will soon be a safer place!

Well, I didn't get to go to Midland after all. Apparently I am to big and take up to much room. Personally, I think that it is discrimination against scarecrows. Or maybe I should just loose some of my extra padding. No maybe not. Doesn't it get you right there? I mean right there? I mean right thh...WAIT! Nick may reading this! Never mind. So anyway Miss Priss and Ruffles went to see the Babbit and Penelope, and left me stuck here in the closet. I tell you what though this is one GREAT closet. Every now and then, people open the door that either don't know or forget that I'm in here. HAHAHAHA! I LOVE IT! And the jumpy ones are the best!

There is one thing that is bothering me though. I hear that there is some old man that is staying somewhere in Agape. Someone really needs to find him and get rid of him. That is completely against CFNI policy. I think that it might be that weird old guy on the Six Flags commercials. I think that I might just leave my closet for a while to go take care of this menace. Look out buddy, because here I come. No need for security to get involved. BOB IS ON THE WAY!